"Oh Mr. Goodbye,
Please don't give the boy a bum steer! You know there are tons of high paying gringo jobs in Panama with the canal expansion project and the dire need for English teachers and everything. You just want to bogart…"
"If your vision is decent, you can read at a fourth-grade level and you have not been convicted of a serious felony, then you might want to consider enlisting in the US Armed Forces.
Otherwise, forget it Junior."